December 2011
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i want to sit on handsome adult men and pretend they are my eggs is that weird or
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im ur bigest fan il folow u until u luv me papa-paparra-MY THANE
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calling fully-grown rugged men babies is literally the best thing on tumblr right now
“baby” I whisper as I reblog a picture of a grown man that is 20 years older than me.
sassygaymalik asked: HIS NAME IS VORSTAG AND HE'S GOT WARPAINT ON THE SIDE OF HIS FACE AND HIS ACCENT IS KIND OF DUMB BUT HE'S LOVABLE AND GOSH DARN IT, HE'S GOT BEEFY ARMS.
Reblog if your penis is enchanted.
sassygaymalik asked: I GOT MARRIED ON SKYRIM BTW, MY HUSBAND HATES MINES AND DOESN'T DIE. I'M SO HAPPY. I SHIP OUR SKYRIM HUSBANDS TOGETHER.
vasquinho asked: Tag, you're it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to go and choose ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them
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GOOSH GOOSH WHY WHYYYYY
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TYPE YOUR NAME: summer
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: summedr
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: summer
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: sxujmmjer
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: gbmhjowthathurtmyface
i have four achievements left to get on skyrim diuwehfguywg oasidjudh must have them all must yes MUST level 50 learn 20 thuummmms collect 15 deadric thingyjuublas and read 50 skill bookies
THEY WILL BE MINE
aha time to blog on my fetish blog yesssssss rudey ludey thing aw bene
Anonymous asked: I like you because you are so cute inside and out. I just want to cuddle with you forever.
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if you have a crush on me, anonymously tell me...
waddda doo im so bored help
ooh you know what i might draw some shit yeaahhh okay lets do this broskis
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made up with my parents by playing jenga with them
Watchezioauditoredoesthings:
Ezio imitates the Dramatic Chipmunk
CHOKING
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haha i love it when i argue with my parents
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ezioauditoredoesthings:
Alas, Bella Donna.
Only on the outside.
YES
utterdisappointment asked: I'm just going to try to level up all my skills. I'll have weaker skills than ones people devote everything into, but I'll have them all up. :D And Smithing is amazing. :D And yes, Nightingale armor is awesome, just don't have it yet. Haha. Been slacking on the guild quest. Haha. And yes, it was really nice talking to you! We should chat again sometime! :D
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g’night my babbus its 5am and i finally need sleep i rabu you all lots aaah my preciousesesses
utterdisappointment asked: They are!! And I'm an Imperial and a Nord. My Nord is only level 5, but I haven't leveled him up. Just kept him at 5 so I can wait until I can allocate the points I want. :D My Imperial is level 37. He's a beast! Full Deadric.. Love that armor!!
utterdisappointment asked: Haha, thank god! People think I'm a horrible person because I have a cigarette now and then!! It's a cigarette! Better than heroin or something.. But I'm pretty good! Playing Skyrim so that's always nice! :D
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kingtobias:
strawberrypantsu replied to your post: There is a nipple all over my dashboard. This is…
i saw a nipple that was a balloon on mine, dude serisosysly
DID YOU SEE A NIPPLE
IT ONLY COUNTS IF YA SAW A NIPPLE
IT WAS LIKE A BOOB RIGHT BUT THE NIPPLE WAS THOSE BALLOON BUTTHOLE THINGS WHAT ARE THEY CALLED WHY AUHIFDAYFG
friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they